There are no normal people in my life.

Harold Fantastic Longpants*.........

 

Toni: !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Toni: ermahgerr is that all you have to say?

 

Harold Fantastic Longpants: yes.

 

Toni: Okay.

 

Harold Fantastic Longpants: STOP TALKING ABOUT ASS SNIFFING. I GET ENOUGH FROM THE DOGS

WHY IS THAT PLURAL

WHY AM I SHOUTING

 

Toni:OMGOD STOP YELLING AT ME

 

Harold Fantastic Longpants: OK

 

Toni: No one said anything about ass SNIFFING. I think tasting was the word used

 

Harold Fantastic Longpants: I was trying to forget that part.

 

Toni: But I said it's NOT allowed, so it can't be that traumatizing

 

Harold Fantastic Longpants: Ah yes hm. THe wife and I are going up to the Hamptons to enjoy the beach and maybe take in one of the many local ass tastings Hm

 

Toni: See, mine lets you visualize people not tasting ass. Yours makes you think, omg the Longpantses enjoy ass. 

 

Harold Fantastic Longpants http://toph.net/Ass_tasting_descriptors.html

it is a thing

 

Toni: hrm.

 

Harold Fantastic Longpants: This is flipping hilarious

 

Toni: I might need to post this conversation on my blog.

 

Harold Fantastic Longpants: Ok, but I demand to be known as "Harold Fantastic Longpants"

 

Toni: Alright. Names will be changed for privacy and scaredy pants.

 

*name changed for privacy and scaredy pants.

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