Me: Greg. If you found out I was born male bit didn't know until yesterday would you leave me?
Greg: did you find out you were born a man yesterday?
Me: yes. Now answer.
Greg: no. Well, maybe. I would want to know how you had three children.
Me: okay, fine. Not me. Hypothetically, if you found out your wife was born a man would you leave her?
Greg: probably not. .
Me: probably? You said we were soulmates, how does THAT work, you'd maybe leave your soulmate!
Greg: this was supposed to be hypothetical.
Me: well it's not anymore!
Greg: this is a stupid conversation.